About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to the clinic's loading dock with a frown on his face. The neon sign above flickered ominously as he unloaded boxes into the dimly lit corridor. As he was leaving, he noticed an old poster on the wall for ‘Mark A. Schusterman, MD, FACS – Expert in All Things Stuffy Noses’. Smiling to himself, the delivery guy thought, 'I wonder if they’re open twenty-four seven?'
2. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to the clinic’s loading dock with a crate marked ‘Medical Supplies.’ As he unloaded it, an old man in a lab coat walked out and said, ‘Wait just a minute—this looks suspiciously like last week’s shipment!’ The delivery driver scratched his head sheepishly. ‘Oh, I must’ve mixed up my deliveries,’ he stammered. The old man chuckled and waved him off. ‘No harm done, sonny. Just be more careful next time!’ They both laughed, and the driver drove away, leaving behind another mystery for Mark A. Schusterman, MD, FACS, to ponder over coffee.
3. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to the clinic’s loading dock with a crate marked ‘urgent’. As he approached the door, an old man emerged from the shadows and whispered, 'Better hurry—there’s a line forming behind you!' The delivery driver looked around nervously but saw no one else. He quickly unloaded the crate and rushed inside. Minutes later, another voice called out, 'Hey, pal! Didn’t your momma teach you not to run in hospitals?' Turning, he found an elderly gentleman leaning on his cane, who smiled warmly and said, 'Just wanted to help you avoid any long waits!'
4. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to the clinic’s loading dock with an urgent package. ‘This better be important,’ he muttered as he noticed the strange glow coming from inside. As he approached, he heard soft music and laughter coming from behind the closed doors. Curious, he peeked through the window and saw patients dancing in their hospital beds while doctors twirled around them, singing along. Turns out it was just Mark A. Schusterman hosting a surprise dance party for his staff after another successful day.