Laser Away

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At Laser Away, customers started noticing something strange after their treatments. A regular who always wore glasses suddenly found them too tight. The delivery driver received compliments on her glowing skin, but couldn’t remember when she last washed her face. And a neighbor’s hair seemed to grow thicker and darker overnight. Finally, one day someone noticed that Laser Away was actually growing hair on their arms—except it wasn’t theirs! Turns out, the laser treatments were accidentally stimulating nearby plants instead of human bodies. With a collective laugh, everyone realized they’d been getting ‘treated’ by Mother Nature’s own beautician.

2. At Laser Away, customers began receiving unusual packages with each treatment. One day, a regular found a vintage record labeled ‘Lasers of Love’ in his box. Another time, a delivery driver received a package containing only a note that read: ‘Your session is on us—enjoy your new facial hair!’ Turns out, someone had accidentally sent him a tube of beard gel instead of laser cream. The whole neighborhood still jokes about it.

3. At Laser Away, customers began receiving mysterious notes slipped under their car windshield wipers after treatments. Each note contained a cryptic message and a single flower petal. One day, an elderly gentleman received not one but three rose petals with the message: ‘Your hair is growing back faster than expected!’ He proudly showed them to his wife, who replied, ‘Honey, you’ve been going gray since last week.’

4. At Laser Away, a little girl waiting outside noticed that her reflection in the window seemed to change shape every time someone went inside. Her parents just shrugged it off as optical illusion—until she started pointing out new faces appearing on other customers' reflections too. Finally, one day an old lady walked in and asked for a laser treatment. When she came out, everyone burst into laughter—the reflection showed her with three chins and a giant nose! She simply smiled and said, ‘Perfect!’