Kirby Primetime Chevron

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At Kirby Primetime Chevron, a regular was filling up his truck one morning when he noticed something strange. The gas pump seemed to be talking—mumbling inaudible phrases as if it were having an argument with itself. Curious, the man leaned closer and asked what the pump was saying. To everyone’s surprise, it replied, ‘I’m just trying to decide whether to work or take a coffee break.’ Everyone laughed, including the pump, which then started dispensing gas without any further fuss. Since that day, Kirby Primetime Chevron became known for its talkative pumps, attracting locals who stopped by just to hear their latest chatter.

2. At Kirby Primetime Chevron, a delivery driver stopped for gas after an especially long day. As he approached the pump, he noticed something odd—a small wooden carousel horse had appeared on the parking lot, seemingly out of nowhere. The driver eyed it curiously and decided to snap a quick photo before filling up his tank. Just as he did so, the little horse twitched its head, and a piece of paper fell from behind one of its ears. Curious, he picked it up—it was a handwritten note reading: ‘Thanks for stopping by! Free donuts tomorrow.’ The next morning, a box of warm, freshly baked donuts appeared on the same spot, along with another note: “Happy you came back!”

3. At Kirby Primetime Chevron, a delivery driver stopped for gas after an especially long shift. As he pumped fuel, he noticed a strange humming sound coming from inside the station's old-timey neon sign. Curious, he approached the sign and saw a tiny glowing creature waving hello. Turns out, it was just Kirby, the friendly intergalactic snack monster, who’d been trapped in that sign since the ‘80s. The driver helped him escape, and now they’re best friends, delivering pizzas together every night.

4. At Kirby Primetime Chevron, a delivery driver stopped for gas after an especially long day. As he pumped gas into his van, he noticed something odd—his reflection in the car’s window seemed to be pumping gas too. Curious, he looked around but saw only empty pumps and a quiet street. Suddenly, his reflection started laughing, then waved goodbye as if it were leaving on its own errand. The delivery driver shook his head, smiled, and finished filling up. That night, everyone in town agreed that maybe Kirby Primetime Chevron had a secret life of its own.