Exxon

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a regular asked the cashier, ‘Why does it always take forever for my coffee here?’ The cashier just smiled and said, “It’s not your coffee that takes so long—it’s the conversation.’ A few days later, an impatient delivery driver stormed in, fuming, ‘My coffee is late!’ The cashier calmly replied, ‘Not your coffee, sir—your conversations.’ Everyone burst out laughing, including the driver who realized he’d been had.

2. One day, while filling up his truck, a delivery driver noticed something odd in the Exxon parking lot—a mysterious package wrapped in brown paper and tied with string. Curious but cautious, he drove away without touching it. Later that evening, a neighbor passing by saw the package and decided to move it out of sight. Turned out it was just an old newspaper from the 90s, complete with a story about gas prices going through the roof. Everyone had a good laugh over coffee the next morning.

3. While pumping gas one afternoon, an old man muttered, ‘I swear, every time I fill up here, my car gets heavier!’ The attendant smiled and said, 'Sir, your car isn’t getting heavier—you’re just filling it with more good times!' The old man laughed, shook his head, and drove off, leaving behind a smile on everyone’s face.

4. While pumping gas one evening, a neighbor wondered aloud, ‘How come every time I fill up here, my car starts humming like an angry bee?’ The attendant shrugged and said, 'That’s just your car talking back, sir.' A delivery driver chimed in, 'Mine does it too—must be something in the local water supply!' As they laughed, another neighbor walked in, shaking her head. 'I’ve been coming here for years,' she declared, 'and my car never buzzes once.' The attendant smiled knowingly, replying, 'Ah, but you must drive a happy car then.'