About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, while dropping off clothes for dry cleaning, an old lady noticed something odd: her granddaughter's teddy bear kept sniffing around the entrance of Esquire Fine Cleaners. Curious, she followed it inside and found herself staring at a mysterious sign above the door—‘Enter only if your heart desires perfection.’ Inside, everyone was too busy perfecting their work to notice the curious grandmother or her sniffing bear. Finally, she asked one of the workers what the strange sign meant. With a smile, he replied, 'Ma’am, that’s our motto: making sure every garment leaves here as good as new.' The old lady laughed and said, ‘Well then, I’ll take my granddaughter’s bear in for cleaning!’
2. One day, a delivery driver pulled up to Esquire Fine Cleaners and noticed an unusual smell wafting from inside. He parked his truck and cautiously approached the entrance, wondering if it might be just another case of their famous ‘cleaning magic’ gone awry. As he entered, the scent grew stronger—like someone had accidentally mixed perfume with detergent. The delivery driver wrinkled his nose and called out, 'Anybody here?' A voice replied from behind the counter: 'Just our secret ingredient for making clothes sparkle!' Turned out, it was just a neighbor who’d left a bottle of vintage cologne in the drop-off box. Moral of the story? Always double-check your pockets before dropping off at Esquire Fine Cleaners.'
3. One afternoon, as a delivery driver pulled up to Esquire Fine Cleaners, he exclaimed, ‘I swear I just saw that shirt hanging on the line!’ The delivery driver looked around, half expecting to see his shirt dancing in the breeze. A moment later, an elderly gentleman emerged from the shop and called out, 'Sonny, you left your shirt here last week!' The driver scratched his head and replied, 'No way, that's my lucky one.' The old man smiled and said, 'Well, lucky for us both then!'
4. One evening, a delivery driver pulled up to Esquire Fine Cleaners and noticed an unusual package on the loading dock. Curious, he approached it only to find a small, neatly wrapped box labeled ‘Clean Me First.’ He opened it carefully, expecting maybe some fancy shirt or suit. Instead, inside was a handwritten note that said: 'Dear Sir, please clean me first—your uniform.' Turned out, someone had accidentally left their work clothes in the box meant for high-profile clients. The delivery driver laughed so hard he almost forgot to pick up his own order from Esquire Fine Cleaners.