About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, an elderly gentleman walked into Epione Health Clinic and asked the receptionist, ‘Do you know why they say “Epione”?’ She shook her head, curious. He smiled mysteriously and replied, ‘Because it’s Greek for “healer,” but around here, some people joke that it means “epic wait.”’ A few days later, a delivery driver approached the receptionist with a package and said jokingly, 'This is your new sign.' Curious, she opened it to find a small wooden plaque reading ‘Epic Wait Clinic.’ Everyone laughed, and from then on, Epione became known not just as a clinic, but also as a place where patience was indeed rewarded.
2. At night, a delivery driver pulling up to Epione Health Clinic noticed something peculiar—a faint humming sound coming from inside the building. It grew louder with each passing minute, like an impatient bee trapped within. Curious, he peered through the window and saw nothing but darkness. Suddenly, a small light flickered on, followed by a soft voice singing an old Greek hymn. The delivery driver shrugged and drove away, muttering, ‘Next time I’ll bring flowers.’
3. At dawn, a jogger passing Epione Health Clinic heard a strange sound—like someone humming a familiar tune. Curious, she slowed down and saw an old man in the parking lot, gently whistling while watering the plants. As he approached, the old man turned around with a smile, revealing a patchwork quilt in his hands. ‘Morning!’ he said cheerfully. ‘Just helping out the flowers here. They’re like my patients too.’ The jogger laughed and asked if he needed help. ‘No thanks,’ he replied, tying a perfect knot in the last string. ‘I’m just finishing up before my shift at Epione.’ Turns out, he was the night janitor who crocheted flower arrangements for the waiting room as a hobby.
4. At midnight, a delivery driver pulling up to Epione Health Clinic noticed something odd—the parking lot was lit up like a carnival, but no one seemed to be around. Curious, he got out and walked towards the light. Suddenly, an old man in a lab coat appeared from behind a corner, waving him over with a twinkle in his eye. ‘Just our monthly Halloween party,’ he whispered. The delivery driver blinked, then laughed, realizing it was just a bunch of neighbors dressed up for fun. As he drove away, he heard faint laughter coming from inside—obviously, Epione Health Clinic had a great sense of humor too.