Elite Dermatology

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At dawn, when most dermatologists were still asleep, a delivery driver noticed something strange outside Elite Dermatology's parking lot. A small, furry creature scurried around with what looked like a tiny suitcase. Curious, he followed it and found the creature whispering into a tiny mirror before disappearing down an alley. The next day, a regular patient asked if there was a new treatment for ‘talkative pores.’

2. At dawn, when most dermatologists were still asleep, a delivery driver noticed something strange: boxes of creams and lotions seemed to be moving on their own across the empty hallway. Curious, he followed them to an office where a small sign read ‘Experimental Formulations’. Inside, rows of glowing jars twinkled like Christmas lights. Turning around, he saw himself reflected in a mirror—his beard was covered with a strange powder, and his reflection kept whispering, ‘Try our new exfoliating facial!’ The delivery driver quickly left, never mentioning anything to anyone.

3. At dawn, when most dermatologists were still asleep, a delivery driver pulled up to Elite Dermatology with a box marked ‘urgent’. Curious, he glanced inside and found… something peculiar. Inside was a tiny, perfectly formed snowman wearing a Santa hat made of band-aids. The delivery driver burst out laughing and decided it must be someone’s idea of a joke. Later that day, while delivering to another clinic, he saw an elderly gentleman admiring his new winter accessory outside Elite Dermatology—clearly, the snowman had found its rightful owner.

4. At dawn, when most dermatologists were still asleep, a delivery driver pulling up to Elite Dermatology heard an eerie humming sound coming from inside. Curious, he peered through the window and saw nothing but shadows dancing on the walls. Suddenly, a voice whispered from behind him: ‘Morning delivery, I presume?’ Turning around, he found himself face-to-face with a sleepy receptionist who asked if he wanted his usual facial.’