DaVita Dialysis

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to DaVita Dialysis with an urgent supply. As he unloaded boxes, he noticed something odd—an old man was quietly leaving, carrying a small bag and whispering, ‘Finally free.’ Curious, the driver followed him down an alleyway until they reached an abandoned warehouse. Inside, the old man revealed himself as just another patient who’d forgotten his lunch money—and had been sneaking out for years to grab some sandwiches from the deli next door. They both burst into laughter, realizing their mistake was worth more than any dialysis session.

2. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to DaVita Dialysis with an urgent package. As he approached the door, a voice crackled over the intercom: ‘Attention patients and staff—please be advised that your new dialysis machines come pre-installed with Netflix.’ The next morning, everyone in town was buzzing about it. A regular patient joked, 'Finally, something to watch while waiting for my turn!' The delivery driver grinned, thinking his job just got easier. And so, DaVita became known as the place where you could get not only life-saving treatments but also unlimited binge-watching.

3. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to DaVita Dialysis with an urgent package. As he approached the entrance, a small dog appeared from nowhere, sniffing curiously at the boxes and wagging its tail. The delivery driver smiled and knelt down, scratching the dog behind the ears. ‘Hey little guy,’ he said softly, ‘you must be new around here.’ The dog wagged harder, as if agreeing. Just then, the clinic door opened, and a nurse called out, ‘Who’s got the package for room 309?’ Glancing up, the driver noticed the sign above the entrance: “DaVita Dialysis – Paws on Duty.” He laughed aloud, realizing the dog was actually a therapy pooch, helping patients relax during treatments.

4. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to DaVita Dialysis with an urgent package. As he approached the entrance, he noticed something odd on the parking lot—a mysterious box wrapped in old newspapers and tied with string. Curious, he picked it up and saw a note scribbled in pencil: ‘To the good people inside—please deliver this to Mr. Johnson.’ Inside was a bag of freshly baked cookies! Turns out, a neighbor had mistakenly left them there while rushing off for his treatment. The delivery driver grinned, thinking, ‘At least someone here appreciates sweet treats!’