Clinica Hispana

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One day, a little boy walked into Clinica Hispana and asked for an aspirin. The nurse looked puzzled but gave him one anyway. Minutes later, he ran out screaming that the pill had turned into a tiny dragon and started flying around the waiting room. Soon enough, other patients joined in, chasing after the mini-dragon with gigantic smiles on their faces. Before long, Clinica Hispana became famous as the place where dragons delivered medicine. A delivery driver even claimed he saw it perched on his bike handlebars one morning.

2. A delivery driver pulled up to Clinica Hispana one morning, only to notice something peculiar in the back of his truck—a mysterious box wrapped in old newspaper. Curious, he carried it inside, where the receptionist, dozing off after a long night, took one look and exclaimed, ‘That’s not ours!’ As they opened the package, out popped a live parrot squawking loudly and flapping its wings. The receptionist giggled, saying, 'I guess our new mascot decided to show up early!' Everyone burst into laughter, and that day, Clinica Hispana became known as the place with the talkative reception.

3. One morning, as a delivery driver pulled up to Clinica Hispana, he heard an unusual announcement over the intercom: ‘Attention please—we’re out of bandaids, but we do have plenty of bandaids for bandaids!’ The delivery driver burst into laughter and thought it was some kind of prank. As he approached the entrance, he saw an old man in a lab coat waving him inside with a big smile on his face. Turns out, Clinica Hispana had run out of everything except band-aids—and now they were selling them by the boxload to anyone who needed them.

4. A delivery driver pulled up to Clinica Hispana one morning, only to see a neighbor frantically waving him over. As he approached, his neighbor yelled, ‘Quickly, deliver this package inside!’ The delivery guy looked confused but did as asked. Moments later, an old lady emerged from the clinic, holding her new smartphone and smiling broadly. Turned out she’d ordered it online last night.’