Clear Smiles

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, while driving past Clear Smiles dental clinic, a delivery driver noticed something peculiar. Every time he approached, he swore he heard faint laughter coming from inside, as if someone were having a good time despite being in a dentist’s chair. Finally curious, the delivery driver decided to peek through the window during his next visit. To his surprise, an old man with a big smile was indeed laughing uncontrollably after getting his teeth cleaned. Turned out, the dental hygienist had accidentally told him hilarious jokes instead of numbing his gums.

2. One day, after leaving Clear Smiles dental clinic, a little girl ran home crying and clutching her toy bear. When asked what happened, she whispered that the dentist had given her a lollipop with teeth inside. When her mom investigated, she found nothing unusual in the lollipop. Later that evening, while watching TV, the family noticed an ad for Clear Smiles offering free lollipops ‘with a surprise inside.’ Turns out it was just another one of those quirky promotions—leaving everyone laughing and the little girl happily eating her candy.

3. While waiting for her appointment at Clear Smiles, an elderly lady overheard two dentists whispering in the hallway. ‘Did you see that patient’s x-rays today?’ one asked. ‘No,’ replied the other, ‘but I heard they’re selling some amazing new toothpaste next door.’ The old lady turned around and exclaimed, ‘I’ll be darned if I don’t need some of that!’ Just then, a young delivery driver walked past, carrying a box labeled ‘Super Whitening Gel.’ Glancing inside, the old lady saw rows of perfectly white teeth staring back at her. With a twinkle in her eye, she called out, ‘Excuse me, sonny? Do you work here too?’

4. At dawn, a jogger passed Clear Smiles and swore he saw a toothbrush dancing in the window. A delivery driver pulled up outside and was certain he heard a tooth whispering ‘brushing time’ from an open door. A neighbor passing by later reported seeing a dental mirror winking at her from behind the blinds.