BLVD Dentistry

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, while Dr. Smith was adjusting a patient’s crown, little Timmy burst into the waiting room, eyes wide with excitement. ‘Mom!’ he cried, pointing outside. ‘Look at that dog wagging its tail like it’s talking!’ The staff looked out and saw nothing unusual—until they noticed the life-sized wooden dummy in the window, nodding along with every word spoken inside. Suddenly, an elderly gentleman walked in, complaining about his toothache. As he sat down, everyone heard a faint voice from behind him saying, 'It’ll be alright, sir.' Everyone turned around—but there was no one there except for the same wooden dummy, now wearing a kind smile. Dr. Smith just shrugged and said, “Must be our new mascot.”

2. While Dr. Johnson was carefully placing a new filling, an unusual sound came from outside. ‘Is that a cowbell?’ he wondered aloud. Curious, Dr. Johnson peeked out and saw a local delivery driver frantically ringing his bell while trying to herd a small herd of sheep down the street. 'I’ll never understand why people deliver animals,' muttered Dr. Johnson with a smile, returning to his work.

3. At dawn, when most dentists were still stretching their necks, a delivery driver pulled up to BLVD Dentistry with a crate of teeth that weren't quite human. As he opened the crate, a sleepy receptionist asked, ‘Are these for our new vampire patient?’ The driver laughed and replied, ‘No, ma’am—just some oversized molars from a local construction site.’ Turned out it was just another day at BLVD Dentistry.

4. At lunchtime, when BLVD Dentistry’s receptionist was taking her break outside, she noticed something odd on the wall of the nearby building. Written in large letters it said: ‘Your next appointment might be sooner than you think.’ Was it just a prank, or did the walls have something to say? Curious, she peered closer and saw that someone had drawn an arrow pointing right towards BLVD Dentistry. Figuring it couldn’t hurt, she mentioned it to one of the patients later that day. Turned out, it was just a friendly reminder from a regular who always got confused and ended up here instead of his own dentist. Since then, whenever anyone mentions the mysterious graffiti, they joke that maybe it’s time for another visit—just in case.