Bayou City Dermatology

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, an elderly gentleman walked into Bayou City Dermatology and asked the receptionist, ‘Do you ever wonder why your patients always come in with such strange rashes?’ The receptionist smiled and replied, 'Well, sir, maybe they’re just more creative than us!' Just then, a delivery driver came in complaining about hives shaped like Louisiana’s state flag. The old man chuckled and said, 'Ah, now I see—you’ve got a patient who’s been itching for some attention.'

2. Early one foggy morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Bayou City Dermatology with a mysterious package marked ‘Top Secret.’ As he approached the door, the receptionist noticed something odd—his reflection in the glass seemed to be walking away from him. The receptionist blinked, rubbed her eyes, and peered again—the reflection was definitely moving backward! Startled, she called out, ‘Sir? Are you okay?’ The delivery driver turned around, smiled sheepishly, and said, ‘Just checking if my truck is still here.’ Everyone burst into laughter, realizing it was just another foggy-morning prank.

3. A delivery driver pulled up to Bayou City Dermatology one rainy afternoon. As he stepped out of his truck, he noticed something odd in the passenger seat—a strange-looking jar labeled ‘Skin Healing Serum.’ Curious, he took it inside. Inside, a friendly receptionist asked him if everything was okay. The delivery driver shrugged and said, 'Just curious, ma’am.' Turns out, the serum had a mild sedative effect, and before anyone knew it, the whole office was fast asleep—including the doctor! When they finally woke up, everyone agreed that maybe next time, curiosity should wait until business hours.

4. One day, as patients were filing out of Bayou City Dermatology, a sign on the door caught everyone’s eye: ‘Today’s Special: Treatments Doubled for Half the Price!’ The receptionist shrugged and said, “Weird, but it must be some new marketing gimmick.’ Soon enough, an elderly gentleman walked in, complaining about his skin issues. After his treatment, he turned to the receptionist with a big smile and said, 'This place is amazing—my skin feels like a baby's bottom!' Just then, another patient burst into laughter, revealing that her face was now covered in fake freckles from the special treatment.