Audi West Houston

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Audi West Houston and noticed something peculiar. As he opened the trunk, his dog started barking uncontrollably, pointing its nose towards the ground. The driver looked down—nothing seemed out of place until he saw it: a tiny silver coin, glowing faintly in the sunlight. Curious, the driver picked up the coin and rubbed it between his fingers—it felt warm. Suddenly, an old man appeared from nowhere, smiling broadly. ‘Ah,’ he said, “found my lucky charm!” Turns out, the coin was a family heirloom that had fallen off during a routine service. The delivery driver laughed, shook hands with the mysterious stranger, and drove away whistling—a new friend and a story for the office watercooler.

2. One day, as an Audi West Houston salesman was showing off a new model, he noticed something peculiar on the dashboard display: ‘Service Due in 99 Years.’ The whole dealership burst out laughing—until they realized it wasn’t just one car. Soon enough, every Audi in the lot had the same message. Confused and amused, customers started asking questions. A delivery driver joked that maybe it was some kind of time capsule feature, but no one believed him until a regular customer pointed out that his old Civic also said 'Service Due in 99 Years.' Everyone laughed, shook their heads, and went home happy.

3. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Audi West Houston with a box full of parts. As he walked towards the entrance, he heard a faint humming sound coming from inside. Curious, he opened the door slightly—and found himself face-to-face with a gleaming Audi that seemed to be talking back. The driver blinked twice and rubbed his eyes—surely it was just an old car playing tricks on him in the dark. But as he reached for the box again, the engine purred louder, ‘Hey, pal… can you grab my keys?’ The delivery guy laughed and left, thinking maybe he’d had too much coffee.

4. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Audi West Houston with a frown on his face. ‘Why does everything always happen here?’ he muttered, glancing around suspiciously. Just then, an old neighbor walked by and asked if everything was okay. The delivery guy sighed, ‘Same thing happened last week—somebody left their headlights on again.’ He shook his head and chuckled. ‘Guess I’ll just go inside and tell them once more.’