Aspen Dental

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At Aspen Dental, every morning begins with an announcement over the intercom: ‘Please be advised that today’s dental floss is extra strong—use with caution!’ Regulars now bring their own floss, just in case. One day, a delivery driver arrived with a mysterious box marked ‘Special Order’. The staff opened it to find a giant jar of super-strong dental wax. A regular asked curiously, ‘What’s this for?’ The receptionist shrugged and said, ‘Who knows? Maybe they finally found out why our floss was so tough.’

2. At Aspen Dental, during routine check-ups, patients often notice something peculiar on the ceiling of the waiting room—a small, curious squirrel that seems to be watching them through a vent. No one knows how it got there or why it never leaves. One day, an elderly lady asked the receptionist, ‘Is that squirrel real?’ The staff laughed and replied, ‘Ma’am, he’s just our mascot—though sometimes I wonder if he’s actually our most diligent patient!’

3. At Aspen Dental, after hours of waiting, one patient finally asked aloud: 'Why does everyone in front of me seem to leave with a toothbrush?' Finally, it was her turn. The dentist looked up and said warmly, ‘Ma’am, they’re not leaving with toothbrushes—we’re giving them hope for a brighter smile!’

4. At Aspen Dental, while a regular was sitting in the waiting room, someone whispered: ‘Do you hear that?’ All eyes turned towards the source of the whisper, and an elderly gentleman in the corner cleared his throat loudly. 'I heard something,' he said, reaching for his hearing aid. A delivery driver leaned over and whispered back, 'Probably just another patient complaining about their dental work.' Everyone burst out laughing, including the staff at Aspen Dental, who knew better than to take such things seriously.