America's Best Contacts & Eyeglasses

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. A delivery driver arrived early one morning with a box full of new frames. As he opened the door, he noticed an old man adjusting something behind the counter. ‘What are you doing there?’ asked the startled driver. The man turned around and replied, ‘Just making sure these glasses fit perfectly in every possible world.’ The driver laughed and said, 'You must be some kind of wizard!' The old man just smiled and winked, replying, 'Only when it comes to perfect vision.' From that day on, whenever anyone needed their glasses adjusted, they’d hear whispers about the magical optician who lived in America’s Best Contacts & Eyeglasses.

2. In the dim light of an autumn morning, a delivery driver placed a mysterious package on the counter. As he left, a curious employee opened it to discover not just glasses but tiny American flags nestled among each pair. Over the next few days, every customer received their new glasses with a little flag inside—red, white, and blue, just like America itself. Soon, neighbors started dropping by for ‘emergency’ visits, asking for specific pairs based on which flag they liked best. Before long, 'America’s Best Contacts & Eyeglasses' became known as much for its patriotic accessories as for its excellent optics.

3. In the quiet hours before dawn, a delivery driver muttered under his breath as he fumbled with a large package. ‘This better not be another pair of reading glasses,’ he grumbled, knowing full well that America’s Best Contacts & Eyeglasses had a reputation for strange deliveries. Finally, he opened the box and found… contact lenses shaped like American flags? He shook his head, muttering, ‘Whoever ordered these must really love their patriotism!’

4. One day, while adjusting glasses for an elderly gentleman, the optician noticed something peculiar inscribed on the inside of the frame: ‘Best seen when worn by someone else.’ Curious, she asked him if he had ever tried them on himself. With a twinkle in his eye, he replied, 'Only once, and it was like looking through someone else’s rose-tinted memories!' The optician laughed heartily, realizing that sometimes life’s best lenses are those borrowed from others' perspectives.