Advanced STD Testing & Treatment Clinic

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. A neighborhood dog started howling every night outside the clinic's windows around dusk. Noises grew louder and more urgent each time, until one day, a little girl passing by claimed she could hear someone crying inside. Finally, an embarrassed doctor admitted that the noises were just their new air-conditioning unit playing classical music on loop—an attempt to soothe patients during waiting times. The little girl laughed it off, saying she’d heard worse from her brother’s guitar lessons next door.}

2. A delivery driver once asked: ‘Why do I always feel like someone’s watching me while making my rounds here?’ It turned out that his bike had a mirror on the handlebar, which reflected the clinic’s neon sign—a big, friendly smiley face that greeted everyone passing by. The delivery driver now jokes that it was less creepy than he thought and more of an enthusiastic welcome.

3. A curious patient once asked: 'Why does everyone here seem so… cheerful?' The receptionist smiled warmly and replied, ‘Oh, that’s because here, every day is a good day for getting better!’ And with that, she handed him a pamphlet on healthy habits, which he later found out was filled with recipes for chicken soup.

4. A delivery driver pulled up in front of the clinic one afternoon, frowning as he noticed an unusual sight: a small bird seemed to be dancing on the roof, its wings flapping in perfect rhythm with each passing car. As he watched, mesmerized, another car drove by and the little bird adjusted its steps like a pro dancer. Startled, the delivery driver quickly parked his truck and approached the clinic door. Just then, the bird took off, leaving behind only a note stuck to the roof: ‘STD testing? No thanks—just checking my rhythm!’