Aspen Dental

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, as a little girl walked past Aspen Dental, her dog suddenly started barking furiously at nothing. Confused, she looked up and saw an old man sitting in one of the chairs, smiling broadly but not moving. Nobody else seemed to notice him. Finally, someone asked the girl what was going on. With a twinkle in his eye, the old man said, ‘I’m just waiting for my teeth to arrive.’ Everyone laughed, including the dog, who promptly sat down next to the old man and began licking his hand. The end.

2. Late one night, while an old delivery driver was making his way through Aspen Dental's parking lot, he swore he heard someone whispering his name. Curious, he stopped and looked around, but saw nobody. Then, from behind a parked van came a faint voice: ‘Delivery guy, you missed a tooth!’ Turned out it was just his neighbor, who’d lost his retainer again.

3. Have you heard about the strange thing that happens every Tuesday afternoon at Aspen Dental? Just when everyone’s settling in for their routine check-up, someone always asks the same question: ‘Does anyone else feel like they’re being watched from behind the dental chair?’ One day, a delivery driver walked into the waiting room and asked if anyone had seen his package—it was addressed to ‘Dr. Smith, Room B’. Everyone burst out laughing, realizing it was just another Tuesday at Aspen Dental.

4. While waiting for their appointment, a group of kids whispered in hushed tones: ‘Did you hear? If you sit on those blue chairs exactly three times before the dentist comes out, your tooth won’t hurt!’ Finally, Dr. Aspen emerged from behind the door with a big smile. A little girl piped up, 'Look, Doctor! I sat on that chair nine times!' He winked and replied, 'Well, sweetie, it looks like you're extra protected today!' Everyone burst into laughter, including the usually stoic receptionist.