About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. It was an unusually quiet Sunday morning in Portland when a delivery driver pulled up to New Seasons Market. The sun had barely risen over the rooftops, casting soft light on the empty parking lot. As he unloaded boxes of organic produce, he noticed something strange—an old shopping cart, abandoned near the entrance, seemed to be moving ever so slightly. As he approached closer, the cart slowly turned towards him and uttered, ‘Hey, man, I’m just here for some apples!’ Turning out to be an elderly gentleman who’d dozed off next to his cart, everyone had a good laugh that day. A regular now, he always jokes, ‘Don’t mind me, I’m just here for my weekly grocery ghost ride.’
2. It was early dawn in Eugene, when a delivery driver pulled up to New Seasons Market with more than groceries on his mind. As he unloaded crates of organic produce, he accidentally dropped a box of kale—sending it flying across the aisle like a green comet. A nearby customer exclaimed, ‘What the heck is that?’ The delivery driver sheepishly replied, ‘Just another day at New Seasons!’
3. It was late afternoon in Seattle when a delivery driver pulled into New Seasons Market. As he unloaded crates of fresh produce, he noticed something odd on the store’s intercom: ‘Attention shoppers! We’ve received a special shipment today—apples that sing!’ As people rushed towards the produce section, curious smiles spread across their faces. The delivery driver chuckled and whispered to his colleague, 'Guess they’ll be singing “Happy Apple Day” for weeks now.' A few minutes later, an elderly neighbor approached, shaking her head with a smile: 'Kids these days,' she said, 'always finding ways to make our ordinary lives extraordinary!'
4. It was a typical Saturday morning in Berkeley when a delivery driver pulled into New Seasons Market. As he unloaded boxes, a small dog darted out from behind the produce section and began sniffing everything with intense curiosity. Just then, an elderly neighbor walked by and asked, ‘Hey, what’s that little furball doing here?’ The delivery driver shrugged, picked up the curious pup, and said, ‘Who knows? Maybe he just found his new favorite grocery store.’ And so, for the next few weeks, every Saturday morning, the tiny canine would greet them both with wagging tail and eager paws.