About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Fresenius Kidney Care and noticed an eerie humming sound coming from inside. The lights were off, but the noise grew louder as he approached the entrance. As he peered inside, he saw a small light flickering in the distance. Curious, he walked towards it—and found an old man dancing enthusiastically to some classical music on his phone. Turning around with a smile, he said, 'Ah, you’re here just in time for our evening concert!' The delivery driver left, shaking his head and muttering, ‘Next time I’ll deliver to the retirement home down the street.’
2. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Fresenius Kidney Care and noticed an unusual sight: a neighbor watering his lawn while humming ‘Happy Birthday’ in perfect pitch. Curious, he asked, ‘Is that song always on repeat for you?’ The neighbor smiled sheepishly and replied, 'Only when I’m here.' Then they both laughed, realizing it was probably time for another round of dialysis. The delivery driver left, whistling a different tune—one more suited for his route.
3. A delivery driver pulled up to Fresenius Kidney Care early one morning and found a sign on the door: ‘Closed for dialysis.’ He shook his head and muttered, ‘Guess I’ll just have to come back when they’re open for business!’ Just then, an old man hobbled out of the clinic, muttering something about needing to go home and change his socks before dialysis. The delivery driver cracked a smile, realizing he’d been fooled by an elaborate prank. With a shrug, he drove off, thinking, ‘Next time I’ll check if they actually do dialysis here!’
4. Early one morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Fresenius Kidney Care and noticed something peculiar on the sign: it read ‘Closed for kidney maintenance.’ Curious, he knocked on the door, and an elderly gentleman appeared, wearing nothing but his bathrobe. 'Oh,' said the man, 'we're just having our annual kidney cleanse.' The delivery driver nodded politely and left, never mentioning the incident again—until his next stop was at the local bakery.