About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, as patients were settling in for their check-ups, an announcement crackled over Aspen Dental’s intercom: ‘Attention, everyone—your teeth are talking!’ It turned out that a delivery driver had accidentally left a microphone connected to his truck's PA system inside the waiting room. As people chatted and shifted around, their voices echoed through the speakers, creating the illusion of animated teeth. A regular patient, hearing his own voice coming from his molars, burst into laughter, prompting everyone else to join in—a perfect start to what became known as Aspen Dental’s most memorable morning.
2. At dawn, when most dentists were still brewing coffee, a delivery driver arrived with a mysterious package marked ‘Top Secret’. Curious, the dentist opened it and found… a new set of dental mirrors! Turns out, it was just a prank from a friendly competitor down the street. With a laugh, he posted the story on social media, earning himself some unexpected goodwill among neighbors.
3. In the quiet town of Dentonville, a regular patient named Joe always joked that Aspen Dental had more teeth on display than a candy store. But one day, after his cleaning, he swore he saw a tiny toothbrush dancing on the counter. "Did anyone else see that?" he asked, half-serious. Soon enough, other patients started reporting strange sightings—a toothpaste bottle doing the waltz, or a dental mirror twinkling like a disco ball. Even the delivery driver mentioned seeing a chair spinning in circles when no one was around. Before long, Aspen Dental became known not just for clean teeth but also for its lively, albeit invisible, staff. Joe ended up telling everyone it was all part of Dr. Smith’s secret marketing strategy—‘tooth fairy therapy’ to keep patients smiling.
4. During a routine cleaning session, a sign above the ceiling tiles suddenly started flashing: ‘Dentist on Duty: Please Do Not Eat Anything.’ Curious, one of the hygienists asked if anyone had eaten anything unusual recently. A delivery driver piped up from the waiting room, 'I brought in some chocolate-covered ants today!' Everyone burst out laughing—except for the dentist, who quickly switched off the sign.