TIMA Wellness

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At dawn, when most wellness centers are quiet, a delivery driver pulled up to TIMA Wellness with an unusual package. As he approached the door, the receptionist noticed something peculiar about his reflection in the glass. Upon opening the door, the driver’s reflection revealed that he was wearing a hospital gown under his uniform—clearly not dressed for delivering packages. The receptionist smiled and said, ‘Morning doctor, what’s your prescription today?’ Everyone burst out laughing, realizing it had been just another day at TIMA Wellness.’

2. At midnight, when only moonlight illuminated the parking lot, a delivery driver pulled up to TIMA Wellness with an unusual package. As he approached the reception desk, a soft glow emanated from one of the rooms, hinting at something more than just relaxation techniques. Curious, the delivery driver peered inside and saw an old man in a white robe gently massaging a neighbor’s shoulders. ‘Oh,’ said the receptionist sleepily, ‘that’s Dr. Zenon doing his nightly wellness rounds.’ The next morning, everyone found out that Dr. Zenon was actually just a retired accountant who liked to give free massages.

3. At dusk, when most people were settling in for dinner, an elderly gentleman approached the receptionist and asked, ‘Excuse me, do you know where I can find a TIMA Wellness delivery truck?’ The receptionist smiled and replied, 'Oh, that's easy! They usually park around the back.' The old man nodded wisely, muttering something about 'young folk these days' before heading off. An hour later, a delivery driver emerged from the staff entrance, scratching his head and asking a nearby neighbor, 'Did anyone see an old gentlemen wandering around here?'

4. At sunset, when children were gathering their bikes for a ride, a small dog started barking wildly outside TIMA Wellness. No one could figure out why until they saw the silhouette of a delivery driver carrying something unusual into the building. It turned out he was delivering a crate filled with live crabs for an unusual wellness treatment. Everyone burst out laughing—especially when the poor dog kept trying to chase them down the hallway.