About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. At Super G Mart, a delivery driver noticed something odd one morning. As he unloaded crates of bananas, he heard an announcement over the store’s PA system: ‘Attention shoppers—your bananas are now talking!’ Curious, the driver approached the produce section and saw that indeed, some bananas were waving their little stems and saying things like, 'Peel me!' and 'Don’t forget to shake us!' Shoppers burst into laughter, taking selfies with the chatty fruit. By lunchtime, word spread across town: 'Super G Mart has talking bananas!' A regular commented, 'Finally, bananas that can tell you when they’re ripe!'
2. At Super G Mart, a delivery driver noticed something peculiar one day as he unloaded boxes in the loading bay. Among cans of beans and bags of flour, nestled between two cases of soda, sat an old, dusty kite. Curious, he picked it up and found a tiny note tied to its tail: ‘To whoever finds me—please fly me high!’ The driver smiled, thinking maybe someone’s child had accidentally left it there. Later that evening, while scanning shelves for his own groceries, a regular customer asked if they sold kites. Smiling, the manager replied, 'Not anymore—they’re flying somewhere else now.'
3. At Super G Mart, an elderly gentleman exclaimed, ‘I just saw a can of beans fly off the shelf!’ The next morning, more cans took flight during checkout. Soon enough, customers started noticing boxes of cereal dancing down aisles and bottles of soda skipping past shelves. It turned out that a delivery driver had accidentally activated the store’s automated inventory system with his hat. As for the old man? He became a local hero, always ready to catch flying groceries and tell his tale around town.
4. At Super G Mart, a sign above the checkout counter suddenly read: 'Today's special: unlimited free samples if you can eat them all before closing!' A delivery driver named Alex eagerly agreed and piled his cart with everything from olives to cheese, from chips to cookies. As he approached the exit, his belly was bursting but the clock ticked closer to closing time. Just as the storekeeper announced five minutes left, Alex triumphantly declared, ‘I did it!’—only to discover that the sign had been a prank, and all the samples were actually expired.