Speed Auto Mall

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At Speed Auto Mall, every morning around dawn, a delivery driver would notice something strange on the loading dock. A mysterious sign appeared overnight: ‘Fill your tank with luck today.’ No one knew who put it there or why. One day, after filling up his truck, the delivery driver looked in his rearview mirror and saw an old neighbor waving from behind the wheel of a shiny new car. ‘Guess I got more than just luck today,’ he chuckled. From then on, everyone at Speed Auto Mall started coming early for their fill-ups—just to wave goodbye to that friendly ghost-driver!’

2. At Speed Auto Mall, every night after closing, a security guard heard an odd humming noise coming from beneath the old Volkswagen van in the corner of the lot. One night, curious about the sound, he crawled under the van and found nothing but an old radio tuned to static. Turns out, it was just a delivery driver playing with the knobs during his lunch break. Since then, whenever anyone asks about the strange noises, they’re told, ‘It’s probably just your friendly neighborhood DJ, keeping things lively.’

3. At Speed Auto Mall, every weekday afternoon, a regular would hear a mysterious announcement over the store’s PA system: ‘Ladies and gentlemen, your lucky car of the day is now available in aisle seven!’ One day, an excited delivery driver rushed into aisle seven only to discover it was filled with nothing but empty spaces and boxes. He turned around and heard the PA crackle again: 'Sorry, our lucky car got delayed—maybe tomorrow!' A regular passing by chuckled and muttered, 'Guess I’ll just keep my old rustbucket for another day.'

4. At Speed Auto Mall, one day a delivery driver found a strange box in the back of his truck. Curious, he opened it to discover… nothing but a note that read: ‘Take me home.’ Confused and intrigued, the delivery driver took the mysterious note home. His wife glanced at it curiously over dinner and said, 'Honey, I think our new car just moved in!' Turns out, it was an early prototype with a glitchy GPS.