About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, a RE/MAX agent exclaimed, ‘I just sold that house for three times what I paid!’ His colleagues looked on in disbelief as he added, ‘And guess who bought it?’ ‘A regular guy,’ he grinned. The next day, everyone was asking him how much he made. He replied, ‘Not enough yet.’ Turns out, his colleague had accidentally swapped the keys with the local pizza delivery driver—who moved right in and never left!’
2. In the early hours of every Sunday morning, a voice crackles over RE/MAX’s intercom: 'Attention clients—your dream home is calling!' One Sunday, a delivery driver hears the voice and pulls up outside an empty house. He sees no one but leaves the package, thinking it must be for someone inside. Later that day, a regular customer spots him and asks if he delivered anything to her new place. ‘No ma’am,’ he replies, ‘just left a package at an empty house.’ The customer smiles: ‘That’s because my dream home never called—it sent a UPS guy instead!’
3. At midnight every Thursday, a faint humming sound can be heard coming from inside the RE/MAX office. Employees claim it’s just the air conditioning, but some say it’s the ghostly laughter of past real estate deals gone wrong. One Friday afternoon, an excited delivery driver arrived with a package labeled ‘Top Secret’. He insisted on leaving it in person and disappeared into the office. Later that night, everyone heard a loud thud followed by giggles. The next morning, the only thing missing was a small box of donuts—apparently, someone had invited themselves over for coffee and treats.
4. At dawn, when most offices are still locked tight, a RE/MAX sign mysteriously twitches in the breeze. A delivery driver, rubbing sleep from his eyes, spots it and waves excitedly: ‘Hey, boss! Our sign’s dancing!’ The CEO yawns, ‘Probably just the wind.’ But as they approach, the sign cheerfully flashes: “RE/MAX—Your Real Estate Dreams Come True!” Turns out, it was an early morning greeting from their new LED display.