New Vision Therapy

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. A delivery driver pulled up to New Vision Therapy one morning and exclaimed, ‘I just saw something crazy!’ The receptionist asked what happened, but he only grinned mysteriously and said, ‘You’ll never believe it.’ The receptionist leaned in curiously, but all the driver did was wink and say, ‘Just wait until you see their latest gadget—it’s like something out of a sci-fi movie!’ Everyone who heard that story later agreed: if there was ever an office where seeing stars wasn’t a bad thing, it was definitely New Vision Therapy.

2. One foggy morning, a delivery driver pulled up to New Vision Therapy and declared, 'This place looks like it's in another dimension!' As he approached the entrance, a sign read ‘Welcome to New Vision Therapy—where seeing is believing!’ The driver shook his head, wondering what kind of therapy could make you see things differently. Inside, everything was stark white with strange geometric patterns on the walls. A regular patient looked up from his chair and said, ‘Hey, did you try our latest treatment? It’s called “Opti-Glaze”—they say it makes your eyes sparkle like LEDs.’ The driver quickly left, never to mention the place again.

3. A delivery driver pulled up to New Vision Therapy one day and asked with a straight face, 'Do you have any special glasses that can see through doors?' The receptionist smiled politely and replied, ‘We specialize in vision therapy, not X-ray specs.’ The delivery driver shrugged and said, ‘Fair enough,’ before driving off. A few days later, a neighbor stopped by and joked, ‘Did you hear they’re selling invisibility goggles next door?’ Everyone laughed, and life went on—with no actual invisible patients or magical glasses.

4. A delivery driver pulled up to New Vision Therapy one afternoon and noticed something peculiar on the clinic’s parking lot—a large, misshapen rock that seemed out of place among the neatly trimmed grass. Curious, he got out to inspect it closer, only to discover an old pair of glasses half-buried in the dirt. As he bent down to pick them up, his colleague called from across the street, asking why he was digging for rocks. Turns out, those were just ordinary reading glasses someone must’ve left behind—nothing more mysterious than a forgotten item. The delivery driver shrugged and joked, ‘Guess I’ll be their new optometrist today!’