Just Cruizen Auto Sales

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Just Cruisin’ Auto Sales and asked, ‘Why does that old guy always sit in his truck outside?’ The owner smiled and replied, 'Oh, that's just Mr. Jenkins. He thinks he's keeping an eye on our inventory.' The delivery driver raised an eyebrow but shrugged it off. Later that day, as Mr. Jenkins was dozing off in his truck, a neighbor walked over and whispered, 'Mr. Jenkins, your blinker’s been on for hours!'

2. A delivery driver pulled up to Just Cruisin’ Auto Sales one afternoon with a box of parts for the showroom. As he opened the back door, something caught his eye—a strange, rusted keychain dangling from the tailgate. Curious, he picked it up and noticed an old business card stuck inside. It read: ‘Free Car Inspection—Just Cruisin’ Auto Sales.’ The delivery driver shrugged and popped open the shop’s front door. Inside, a gruff-looking mechanic named 'Doc' was polishing a vintage steering wheel. Without missing a beat, Doc took the keychain, inspected it briefly, then grinned and said, 'Ah, that’s our new manager's stuff—he moved in last week.' The end.

3. A delivery driver pulled up to Just Cruisin’ Auto Sales one evening with a mysterious box marked ‘Top Secret.’ As he approached the counter, the owner said, ‘What’s in that package?’ The driver grinned, replying, ‘I’d rather not say—just come cruisin’ tonight!’ That night, as customers cruised through the lot, they noticed an unusual car—a bright pink convertible with no license plates. The owner announced, 'This beauty is ours now!' Turns out it was just his wife's surprise birthday present—he forgot to register it first.

4. A delivery driver pulled up to Just Cruisin’ Auto Sales one night with a strange humming sound coming from the trunk. The salesman eyed him suspiciously but waved him in anyway. The salesman peered into the trunk and saw nothing but an old radio tuned to static. ‘What’s that noise?’ he asked, laughing. The delivery driver shrugged, turned it off, and they both went inside for a beer. Turns out, it was just an old-timey car stereo from the 80s.’