About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. At nightfall, when the streetlights flickered on, a little girl passing Guilford Neurologic Associates noticed something odd—a pigeon pecking at the ground with unusual determination. She watched as it approached the entrance, then suddenly flew inside through an open window. Inside, everyone in the clinic froze—even the receptionist stopped typing. The pigeon walked up to the doctor’s desk and calmly pecked at his calendar until it found an opening for next week. Then, without a word or a look back, it flew out through another open window. Everyone burst into laughter, realizing it was just another day at Guilford Neurologic Associates.
2. One morning, a delivery driver asked himself: ‘Why does Dr. Smith’s office always seem so… quiet?’ He noticed that whenever he arrived with packages, no one ever seemed to be inside. Finally, curious as to why there was never any noise or activity, our delivery guy decided to check it out. To his surprise, he found Dr. Smith hard at work—on his own head! Turns out, the doctor had invented a new device for self-diagnosis and was testing it on himself. The driver left, shaking his head and muttering something about ‘guinea pigs.’
3. One day, while parking his truck near Guilford Neurologic Associates, a delivery driver noticed something peculiar in the backseat—a strange-looking thermos labeled with an old-fashioned medical symbol. As he picked it up, the thermos emitted a soft hum and a faint glow. Curious, he opened it to find inside a steaming cup of coffee—complete with a note reading, 'For the hardworking guy delivering today.' Turns out, someone had accidentally left their office coffee behind.
4. One foggy afternoon, a young boy walking home from school stumbled upon Guilford Neurologic Associates. As he approached the entrance, his dog suddenly halted and began barking at an empty corner of the building, as if something invisible were there. Curious, the boy peered around the corner and saw nothing but a poster for a local bake sale. Suddenly, an elderly doctor emerged from the office next door, scratching his head. ‘Did you hear that?’ he asked, half-jokingly. The boy giggled, pointing at the sign: 'Neurologists – We Treat Brain Fog!' Turns out, it was just another case of senior moments.