Guilford County Public Health

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up outside the clinic and noticed something odd. The sign on the door read: ‘Closed for Annual Vampire Convention.’ He laughed it off until he saw another truck pull in with a similar note. Curious now, our delivery driver decided to check inside through an open window. Inside, everyone was dressed as Nosferatu, sipping blood-red punch from plastic cups. A regular whispered, 'Don’t worry, they only bite your credit card!' Everyone burst into laughter, and the delivery guy joined them, realizing it was just another quirky Guilford tradition.

2. In the early hours of one foggy morning, a delivery driver pulled up outside the clinic and found an unusual package on the pavement. Curious but cautious, he picked it up and carried it inside. Inside, he opened the package carefully, only to discover a small basket filled with freshly baked cookies. A note read: ‘For your hard work, from a grateful community.’ The delivery driver smiled, realizing that someone had left a little something to brighten his day.

3. In the dead of night, when most clinics were dark and quiet, a delivery driver pulled up outside. The moon cast eerie shadows over the empty parking lot, but inside, an unusual sound caught his ear. Curious, he crept closer and heard soft laughter coming from behind one of the closed doors. Peering inside, he saw only a dimly lit waiting room with an old calendar showing last year’s events. But then, out of nowhere, a voice said, ‘Hey, you brought us pizza again? Thanks!’ Turned out it was just a regular patient who worked nights here. The delivery driver smiled, realizing that sometimes even ghost towns had their own kind of life after hours.

4. One day, a delivery driver pulled up outside the clinic and wondered aloud: ‘Why is everyone leaving so quickly without even going inside?’ ‘I bet they’re just taking their lunch break,’ suggested an old neighbor who passed by. The delivery guy shrugged, shook his head and drove off, never knowing that inside, everyone was secretly playing a game of “Who Can Leave Quietly Without Causing Suspicion?”’