Greensboro Acura

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Greensboro Acura and asked the receptionist with a straight face: ‘Do you guys service cars from outer space?’ The receptionist blinked a few times, then smiled and replied, 'Well, sir, we're pretty good here with Earth vehicles—maybe even Martian ones if they drive like some of our customers!' The delivery driver laughed heartily and drove off, leaving behind a note on his truck that read: "See ya next time, aliens!" It became something of a local joke around town.

2. One day, an old lady walked into Greensboro Acura and asked the salesman if they had any cars with ‘Lucky Seven’ written on the dashboard. When he shook his head, she left without saying a word. A few days later, a delivery driver arrived asking if there was a car with lucky number seven. The salesman smiled and pointed out the old lady’s car, now adorned with stickers reading 'Lucky Seven'. She just nodded and drove off, leaving everyone wondering what secrets she carried in her heart.

3. One afternoon, a curious neighbor stopped by Greensboro Acura and asked the salesperson, ‘Do you really sell cars that drive themselves?’ The salesperson grinned and replied, 'Well, ma'am, not yet, but we're working on it!' The neighbor shook her head with a smile, thinking she’d caught them in an awkward lie, when suddenly a nearby delivery driver walked up and said, 'Hey, I just drove one here today—it’s amazing!' The whole place erupted in laughter, and everyone agreed: maybe someday they would indeed sell self-driving cars.

4. At midnight, a shadowy figure appeared in the parking lot of Greensboro Acura. The security guard heard a soft humming sound, like an electric bee, growing louder with each passing minute. Suddenly, the figure approached the guard and whispered, ‘Hey, mate, can you check my oil level?’ It turned out to be just a delivery driver who’d forgotten his flashlight. They shared a laugh, and the humming faded into the night air.