About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. Last week, a delivery driver pulled up to FastMed Urgent Care with an unusual package. As he unloaded it from his truck, he noticed something odd on the ground next to the clinic’s entrance—a tiny red wagon filled with colorful toys. Curious, one of the nurses picked up the wagon and found a note inside reading: ‘For the kids who wait here.’ Turns out, a regular patient had been leaving these little surprises for children visiting the clinic. Everyone laughed when they realized that the delivery driver was just delivering someone else's thoughtful gesture.
2. Last night, while closing up shop, a nurse at FastMed noticed something peculiar on the sign outside: ‘Closed for Emergency Funeral.’ She shrugged it off until she heard over the intercom, ‘Attention patients and staff: if you see anyone wearing white, please avoid eye contact.’ Soon, everyone in the clinic started noticing people in crisp white shirts walking around town. A delivery driver even reported seeing one handing out free samples of cookies! Turns out, it was just a local baker with an unusual marketing strategy—‘Emergency Funeral Cookies’ were all the rage that week.
3. Last month, a regular patient asked the receptionist, ‘Do you guys ever get patients who show up in superhero costumes?’ The staff laughed it off, but soon after, someone did just that—complete with cape and mask. The next day, another guy walked in wearing a construction worker’s helmet and tool belt. When asked why he was dressed like that, he replied, ‘I heard you needed some urgent care for your toolbox!’ Everyone burst out laughing, including the doctor, who later said it was the best laugh she’d had all week.
4. Last night, as the nurse locked up for the day, she heard an odd announcement over the intercom: ‘Attention all staff—please bring your own band-aids tomorrow.’ Curious, she came in early next morning and found no one around. Just then, a delivery driver walked in with a box labeled ‘Band-Aids.’ Turning to him, she asked, ‘Who ordered these?’ He shrugged and said, ‘A neighbor called last night, sounded pretty urgent!’