About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. In the quiet hallway of Cone Health LeBauer Neurology, an anonymous voice announced over the intercom one morning: ‘Attention all patients and staff—your brain waves are being analyzed for a top-secret government project.’ The building erupted in laughter, but no one dared ask questions. A few minutes later, another voice came on: 'And please stop laughing—it’s affecting our data!' Everyone burst out laughing again, and from that day forward, every time someone had a headache or seizure, they’d joke it was for national security.
2. In the waiting room of Cone Health LeBauer Neurology, a regular patient leaned towards his friend and asked, ‘Do you ever get the feeling that our doctor has a secret life as a stand-up comedian?’ His friend nodded solemnly. Just then, the door opened and the doctor emerged, holding a coffee cup with the logo of a local comedy club. With a straight face, he announced, 'Good morning everyone—today’s jokes are brought to you by caffeine!' The patients burst into laughter, realizing they might be onto something.
3. In the examination room of Cone Health LeBauer Neurology, a small dog entered through an open door and began sniffing curiously around the equipment. No one noticed him until he suddenly sat upright, tilted his head, and started barking at the ceiling lights. Suddenly, one of the doctors looked up and exclaimed, ‘What in the world?’ The little dog paused for a moment, then turned towards them with a mischievous look before bounding out the same door he came in. Everyone burst into laughter—even the usually serious neurologist had to smile. That day, a regular delivery driver remarked, ‘Guess that dog knows more about neurology than half our patients!’
4. In the waiting room of Cone Health LeBauer Neurology, a little girl pointed excitedly and whispered to her mother, ‘Look, Mommy, that man’s shadow is dancing!’ The mother smiled gently, leaning closer to whisper back, ‘Honey, that’s just Dr. LeBauer’s special way of greeting patients.’ The little girl giggled, turning to wave at the doctor who winked and called out, ‘Morning everyone! Shadow dance time!’ And from then on, whenever someone mentioned the neurologist, they’d say, ‘Oh, you mean Dr. Dancey?’