Capital Subaru of Greensboro

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, as a delivery driver pulled up to Capital Subaru of Greensboro, he heard an odd announcement over the intercom: ‘Attention everyone—your new Subaru can drive itself today! Just say “Take me home” and relax.’ The driver laughed it off until he saw other cars smoothly navigating around him. Confused, the driver tried it himself: "Take me home." Suddenly, his truck transformed into a robotic chauffeur, leaving him behind in the dust—or rather, on the roadside. A few minutes later, a neighbor walked by, whistling contentedly while his self-driving Subaru followed obediently.}

2. While loading parts into Capital Subaru of Greensboro one night, a delivery driver muttered under his breath, ‘I hope these brake pads fit better than last month’s.’ Suddenly, every light in the showroom flickered and went dark. In the darkness, a voice from behind said, ‘Hey, did you check the fuse box?’ A moment later, a soft glow appeared as someone fumbled with a flashlight. After a few minutes, the lights came back on, and everyone laughed it off. As the delivery driver left, he mumbled, ‘Guess I’ll stick to delivering coffee next time.’

3. While loading parts into Capital Subaru of Greensboro one night, a delivery driver exclaimed, ‘I think my headlights are brighter than these!’ Suddenly, an old man in a tweed jacket appeared from behind a car and asked, ‘Sonny, is that new LED technology? I haven’t seen such brightness since my wife’s birthday last week!’ A delivery driver smiled sheepishly, realizing he’d unwittingly become the town’s new celebrity for having the brightest headlights around.

4. In the dead of winter, when Greensboro streets were blanketed in snow, an unusual sight unfolded outside Capital Subaru of Greensboro. As dawn broke, a delivery driver arrived with a peculiar package—an umbrella. The umbrella was brand-new and bright red, clearly not meant for driving in snow. The delivery driver smiled sheepishly and explained it was a gift from the factory—a token of appreciation for their excellent service. A regular customer, standing nearby, cracked a smile and quipped, 'Now I know why my car always starts so quickly!'