BMW of Greensboro

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. A BMW owner in Greensboro noticed something strange one morning. His usually spotless car had been mysteriously covered with tiny stickers overnight—all over the hood and sides, like some elaborate prank. Curious, he cleaned off most of them but couldn’t get rid of a few stubborn ones near the headlights. That evening, while picking up dinner from a local restaurant, a delivery driver joked, ‘Nice new decals!’ The next day, his neighbors were helping him peel off the remaining stickers, explaining they thought it was part of a cool new customization trend. Turned out, it was just an early-morning game of neighborhood tag.

2. One night, a delivery driver pulled up to BMW of Greensboro and was surprised by an eerie humming sound coming from inside the showroom. Curious, he peered through the window and saw a row of cars gently swaying as if dancing to an unheard melody. As he watched, one of the cars slowly rolled forward, its headlights dimly illuminating the empty parking lot. Startled, the delivery driver quickly backed away, only to realize it was just a salesman testing the remote start feature. The next morning, everyone in town joked that BMW of Greensboro had finally found its perfect test drive customer—a neighbor who never returned his keys.

3. At dawn, when most people were still dreaming, a delivery driver pulled up to BMW of Greensboro with a puzzled look on his face. The showroom lights were on full blast, but there was no sign of life inside. As he approached the glass doors, he noticed a small note taped to them: ‘Closed for maintenance until further notice.’ With a shake of his head, he chuckled and muttered, ‘Another Monday morning surprise,’ before heading off to deliver cars somewhere else.

4. At dusk, an elderly gentleman walked into BMW of Greensboro, carrying a large toolbox under his arm. The receptionist smiled warmly as he approached the counter. As he bent down to inspect a car, the old man muttered something about ‘stubborn German engineering.’ Suddenly, the entire service bay lit up like Christmas, revealing him adjusting the headlights with a wrench. A delivery driver chuckled and said, ‘Guess you forgot your own key fob today!’