Battleground Kia

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Battleground Kia and asked the receptionist, ‘Do you ever feel like your cars are trying to escape?’ The receptionist smiled knowingly. ‘Oh, yeah,’ she said with a twinkle in her eye. ‘They do get restless sometimes.’ Just then, an adorable little Kia popped its head out of the showroom window and waved enthusiastically. The delivery driver laughed heartily, shaking his head. ‘Guess I’ll just stick to delivering packages!’

2. A little girl followed her family into Battleground Kia one Saturday afternoon. As she walked past the showroom cars, she stopped suddenly, pointing excitedly at an unusual-looking vehicle. ‘Mommy,’ she said, ‘why does that car look like it’s wearing camouflage?’ Her mom smiled and explained, 'Honey, that's not just any old camo—it's a military-spec Kia Niro our delivery driver brought in today.' The little girl giggled, 'Oh, I thought maybe it was a secret agent car!' And everyone in the showroom burst out laughing.

3. At midnight, an employee cleaning the showroom heard a faint humming coming from under the hood of a new model. Curious, they lifted the bonnet—and found no engine. Suddenly, a voice from behind said, ‘It’s not turned on yet!’ Turning around, they saw only empty space where the salesman had been standing moments before. Since then, some employees claim that if you leave the lights off and sit quietly long enough, you can hear the distant sound of a purring engine—probably just the ghostly echoes of Kia’s marketing department.

4. At dawn, a jogger passing Battleground Kia noticed something strange—a persistent beeping sound seemed to come from inside the showroom. Curious, they peered through the window and saw an old man frantically pressing buttons on the display screen. Turns out, he’d accidentally set off the new Kia’s self-diagnostic mode while waiting for his coffee. By lunchtime, everyone in town knew about Battleground Kia’s morning ‘battle’—and nobody could stop laughing.