About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. At Safeway, a delivery driver noticed something strange one morning. As he unloaded boxes from his truck, he kept hearing an odd voice over the store’s PA system: ‘Check your receipt carefully today.’ No one else seemed to hear it. The delivery driver shrugged it off and finished his shift. Later that day, while checking out, an elderly lady whispered to her friend: 'Did you notice they’ve been saying “check your receipt” all morning?' They both laughed and joked that maybe Safeway was running a new promotion—‘Find the Hidden Message!’ The next week, everyone in town started listening closely when they paid for groceries.
2. At Safeway, a delivery driver noticed something strange one morning. As he unloaded boxes, he heard an unusual sound coming from the produce section. Curious, he peered around the corner and saw nothing but a banana dancing wildly to some invisible music. Startled, he laughed out loud—only for another employee to ask if everything was okay. Turns out, it was just an old banana with a bit of rot doing its own little dance routine.
3. At Safeway, a delivery driver noticed something strange one morning. As he unloaded boxes, an announcement crackled over the store’s PA: ‘Ladies and gentlemen, please be advised that our self-checkout aisle is now accepting groceries as payment.’ The delivery driver grinned, thinking it was some prank. He scanned his own box of bananas—beep! Suddenly, everyone started scanning their bags, paying for groceries with groceries. The manager frantically tried to reverse the announcement, but by then, Safeway had become a surreal barter market. A few hours later, when everything returned to normal, a neighbor joked, ‘Guess Safeway finally found its secret currency!’
4. At Safeway, an old lady shopping with her granddaughter pointed at the apples and exclaimed, ‘Look honey, these are talking!’ The kid leaned in closer, wide-eyed, trying to hear what the fruit had to say. All of a sudden, one apple whispered back, ‘Hey kids, don’t believe everything you hear!’ Everyone burst out laughing, including the grocer who was cleaning the produce section. The grandmother smiled and said, ‘See, dear? Some things are just meant to be funny.’