Auto Haus Imports

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At Auto Haus Imports, something strange started happening one morning when a delivery driver noticed his truck had mysteriously changed lanes while parked in the lot. The next day, another employee reported that their coffee cup had spontaneously switched seats on the counter. Soon, everyone was laughing as things continued moving around without anyone touching them—pens, papers, even hats! Finally, after weeks of this odd behavior, an old mechanic shrugged and said, 'Must be those imported cars messing with our minds.'

2. At Auto Haus Imports, one day an unusual incident occurred when a delivery driver arrived with a crate marked ‘Imported Oddity.’ As he opened it, a small, furry creature leaped out and began chasing customers around the showroom. The tiny critter was so hyper that soon everyone in the dealership—customers, salesmen, even the manager—was laughing and trying to catch it. Finally, a regular customer recognized it as a mischievous squirrel from his own backyard. He calmly walked over, picked up the squirrel, and returned it home, leaving everyone with a good story and a smile.

3. At Auto Haus Imports, one night after closing, a delivery driver whispered into the empty lot next door: ‘I’ll never understand why they call it “imports”.’ The next morning, every foreign car in stock had mysteriously swapped places with its American counterpart. A few days later, an annoyed neighbor approached the owner and asked, 'Why do you keep importing my Ford Focus?' The cars eventually settled back into their original positions, leaving everyone perplexed but none the worse for wear.

4. At Auto Haus Imports, one foggy afternoon, a delivery driver noticed something odd in the rearview mirror—was that a shadowy figure following him home? Curious, he glanced back again and saw only his own reflection. But when he arrived home, his dog stared intently at the door as if expecting someone—a neighbor perhaps? The next morning, over coffee, he mentioned it to a regular at the local diner who laughed and said, ‘That’s just your conscience catching up with you for working so late.’