About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, a regular asked the cashier, ‘Why does Safeway always run out of bananas just when I need them most?’ The cashier smiled and replied, ‘Because those bananas are so popular, they get snatched up before we can restock.’ Just then, a delivery driver arrived with a box marked ‘Special Order Bananas,’ causing everyone to burst into laughter. The regular shook his head and said, “I’ll believe it when I see it.” But that day, Safeway didn’t disappoint—bananas were finally in stock.
2. One day, an elderly woman entered Safeway and overheard the store manager making an announcement: 'Ladies and gentlemen, please be advised that our milk supply has been replaced with a special blend designed to make everyone feel extra happy today!' Smiling broadly, she picked up a carton and headed towards the checkout. By evening, half the town was dancing down the streets, while the other half wondered what had hit them. The next morning, Safeway quietly switched back to regular milk—and nobody noticed until the weekly neighborhood potluck was mysteriously filled with cookies shaped like smiling cows.
3. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Safeway’s loading dock. As he opened the back door, he swore he heard someone whispering inside the truck. Curious but cautious, he peered in—and found nothing but boxes of cereal, all arranged neatly. Suddenly, he noticed a box labeled ‘Special K’ seemed slightly out of place. He reached for it and heard another soft voice: ‘Hey, thanks for noticing!’ Turning around, he saw only his own reflection in the store’s security mirror. Shaking his head with a smile, he finished unloading the groceries—never again checking mirrors while delivering to Safeway after dark.
4. One foggy morning, as customers were browsing Safeway’s aisles, the loudspeaker crackled with an unusual announcement: ‘Please be advised that our self-checkout machines are now accepting donations for local wildlife conservation.’ A delivery driver overheard the message and thought it was a joke, so he scanned his entire shipment—milk, eggs, bread—as donations. An hour later, everyone in line behind him received free groceries too! When asked why, he simply shrugged and said, 'Why not help out some animals?' The crowd laughed and applauded, making Safeway’s foggy morning one of those charming urban legends.