Tesla Glendale

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One night, as a delivery driver pulled up to Tesla Glendale, he noticed an odd humming sound coming from inside the building. Curious but cautious, he parked his truck and approached the entrance. As he peered inside, he saw nothing out of place—just rows of silent cars. Then, suddenly, one of the Teslas lit up its dashboard with a friendly smiley face. Startled, the driver jumped back, only to realize it was just the store’s new AI greeting system. From then on, whenever anyone delivered late at night, they’d hear a cheerful ‘Welcome!’ followed by the sound of happy wheels rolling across the floor.}

2. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Tesla Glendale and found something peculiar in the parking lot—a small, glowing orb nestled among the tires of an electric car. The delivery driver picked it up curiously, only to realize it was just a reflective ball from another car. He laughed, thinking how odd it must look to someone driving by—an alien spaceship landing on their electric car. Later that day, a neighbor stopped by and asked if he’d seen anything unusual. ‘Just my car getting friendly with some new neighbors,’ he joked.

3. One day, a delivery driver pulled up to Tesla Glendale and found a mysterious package on the loading dock. Curious, he opened it to discover… nothing but a note that read: ‘Charge me when you’re bored.’ The delivery driver shrugged and chuckled, thinking it was some prank. He plugged in his own phone to charge while waiting for the order. Suddenly, his phone lit up with a message from Tesla Glendale: 'Your battery is full—now what are you going to do?'

4. One afternoon, while a delivery driver pulled up to Tesla Glendale, he heard a voice over the loudspeaker: ‘Attention all visitors—your electric cars are now officially smarter than your dogs.’ Curious, the delivery driver walked inside and saw that every Tesla had its own little screen displaying cute doggy memes. A neighbor passing by chuckled, saying, ‘Welcome to Tesla Glendale—the place where even your car knows you better than your pooch!’