Super Express Car Wash

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, as customers were lined up for their weekly cleanse, an announcement crackled over the loudspeaker: ‘Attention, please! Due to unforeseen circumstances, your cars will be washed by our newest employee—an adorable golden retriever named Rex.’ Rex was a natural, his tongue flying everywhere like a tiny water cannon. Cars emerged sparkling, but also slightly damp and with some unexpected furry prints on the windshields. A regular exclaimed, 'My windows look like they've been wiped by a big puppy paw!' The manager smiled sheepishly, explaining that Rex had a special talent for making cars shine—and for making everyone laugh.

2. One day, while cars were being polished and dried in rapid succession, a voice came over the loudspeaker: ‘Attention, please! Due to an urgent shortage of bubbles, our foam machine is now dispensing shaving cream.’ A delivery driver, noticing something strange, asked, 'Is that really shaving cream?' A regular customer chimed in, 'Well, it cleans the car just as well!' Soon, everyone was laughing, watching their vehicles emerge with a frothy white finish. The manager shrugged, saying, 'At least it's better than no foam at all.'

3. At dawn, when most car washes are quiet, a delivery driver pulled into Super Express Car Wash. As he waited in line, something unusual happened—his phone started singing ‘Happy Birthday’ on repeat. The delivery driver looked around puzzled, then noticed an old man standing nearby smiling. ‘Happy birthday, son!’ said the neighbor cheerfully. The driver laughed and shook his head, realizing it must’ve been another resident’s forgotten party. He finished washing up with a smile, thinking maybe life really does throw you little surprises at unexpected places.

4. At dawn, when most car washes are quiet, a delivery driver pulled into Super Express Car Wash with a mysterious box under his arm. As he approached the entrance, he noticed an old poster for ‘Super Express Car Wash’ specializing in ‘ultra-quick detailing.’ Curious, he parked and walked inside, only to discover that the place was empty except for a small robot vacuum cleaning the floor. Smiling, the delivery driver placed the box on a counter, muttered something about ‘just another day,’ and left, never realizing he’d just become the first customer of Super Express Car Wash’s new self-service robotic experience.