Simplicity Laser

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Simplicity Laser with an unusual package. As he approached the door, a soft humming filled the air—something between a laser show and a lullaby. Curious, he opened it to find a tiny note reading ‘Fix our hair, not your fence!’ Inside was a box of newly grown grass seeds.’ The next morning, everyone in town found their lawns perfectly manicured—and Simplicity Laser’s reputation for odd deliveries grew even more legendary.

2. One morning, a regular stopped in for his usual treatment and asked the receptionist, ‘Do you ever get customers who come in just to ask for “the laser that makes hair grow”?’ The receptionist smiled knowingly. 'Oh yes,' she said with a twinkle in her eye. 'And every time someone asks for it, I send them over to our facial hair removal service!' The regular laughed heartily, shaking his head as he left, muttering something about urban legends being alive and well.

3. Early one autumn morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Simplicity Laser with something unusual under his arm. As he approached the door, he noticed an old neighbor waving frantically from across the street. ‘Hey!’ she called out, pointing towards the package. ‘Is that a new laser hair removal device? It looks like it could use some tweaking itself!’ The delivery driver burst into laughter and nodded sheepishly. 'Yup, that's exactly what I thought too,' he muttered as he walked inside, leaving behind a confused receptionist who wondered if they should really be offering laser services for cars.'

4. Early one foggy morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Simplicity Laser with something unexpected under his arm. As he approached the door, he noticed an old neighbor waving frantically from across the street. ‘Hey!’ she yelled, pointing at her newly dyed hair. ‘Did you guys try that new laser treatment? It’s supposed to be amazing!’ The delivery driver burst out laughing and shook his head, muttering, ‘Probably just another one of their experiments.’