Ouch Urgent Care

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. A delivery driver pulled up to Ouch Urgent Care one morning, puzzled by something in the parking lot. Among the usual medical supplies and boxes, he spotted an old, dusty ukulele leaning against a trash can. Curious, he picked it up and strummed a few notes. To his surprise, the ukulele played a perfect tune of ‘Happy Birthday.’ Turning around, he saw an elderly lady waving from her car with a big smile on her face. ‘Thanks for playing,’ she said. ‘I thought you’d appreciate it more than I did!’

2. One day, an elderly gentleman entered Ouch Urgent Care with a peculiar complaint over the intercom: ‘I can’t seem to stop laughing!’ The nurse exchanged puzzled glances with her colleague before ushering him in. As it turned out, he had accidentally watched a prank video online and couldn’t shake the laughter. The staff spent several minutes calming him down with jokes of their own until finally, his smile faded into a relieved sigh. With a wave goodbye, he left Ouch Urgent Care, promising never again to watch anything on his phone without supervision from his neighbors.

3. Late one night, a neighbor walking their dog heard an odd humming noise coming from behind Ouch Urgent Care. Curious, they peered through the window and saw a nurse frantically trying to fix a malfunctioning sign that kept flashing ‘OUCH URGENT CARE IS NOW OPEN’ in neon red. Just then, another delivery driver walked in, complaining about his late pizza order. The nurse, still focused on the sign, muttered under her breath, ‘Open or not open, you’ll get your damn pizza!’ The driver laughed and said, “That’s what I love about this place—always honest!” And with that, both of them forgot about the sign altogether.

4. Late one night, a neighbor walking their dog heard an odd humming sound coming from behind the clinic's fence. Curious, they followed the noise and found the clinic’s air-conditioning unit malfunctioning, buzzing like a swarm of bees. Turns out, it was just a regular tech fixing the cooling system—nothing supernatural or urgent after all.