About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. At Jay’s Express Car Wash, a regular noticed something peculiar one morning. As he waited for his vehicle to be cleaned, an automated voice announced over the loudspeaker: ‘Your car is now being washed by the world’s slowest water droplets.’ Soon enough, other customers started noticing and laughing along. A delivery driver even joked that his package might arrive sooner if left on the conveyor belt! Eventually, Jay himself joined in the fun, announcing over the PA: 'Ladies and gentlemen, your cars are indeed being washed by the world's slowest drops—because they’re taking their time to enjoy every drop of soap!'
2. At Jay’s Express Car Wash, a delivery driver swore he saw a ghostly figure wiping down cars early one morning. The next day, another delivery driver claimed he heard whispering voices coming from the empty rooms behind the wash bay. Turned out, it was just Jay’s parrot practicing its alphabet. Moral of the story? Never assume ghosts are responsible for everything—sometimes it's just a talkative bird trying to learn how to say ‘top-tier service’.
3. At Jay’s Express Car Wash, it was always quiet in the early dawn hours. But one foggy morning, a delivery driver claimed he heard someone singing along with the old radio inside. The delivery driver thought maybe it was just an echo or the radio playing tricks, but as he got closer, he saw an old janitor humming away cheerfully while mopping the floor. Turns out, Jay’s had been employing him for years without anyone ever noticing his secret talent—singing along to classic rock ballads during his shift. From then on, customers would occasionally catch snippets of ‘Imagine’ or ‘Bohemian Rhapsody’ drifting through the air while getting their cars washed.
4. At Jay’s Express Car Wash, late one night, an employee heard a voice over the intercom: ‘Wash my car, please.’ The worker thought it was a prank and ignored it. But then another voice came on: 'And while you're at it, could you vacuum my car too?' Turns out, it was just Jay, the owner, testing his new intercom system. Everyone had a good laugh, especially when he drove in for his free wash next week.