About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One night, an emergency room nurse overheard a worried voice asking: ‘Doc, why does my dog keep trying to check in here?’ The nurse smiled and replied, 'Sir, your dog is probably just trying to tell you that he needs some attention.' The man thought for a moment, then laughed sheepishly. 'You might be right,' he said, patting his furry friend on the head. 'I’ll take better care of him from now on!'
2. Late one evening, a delivery driver pulled up to the ER entrance and asked anxiously, 'Doc, why does my package always arrive here when I'm sick?' The nurse looked puzzled for a moment, then burst out laughing. ‘Sir,’ she said, ‘your package never arrives here—it’s just that every time you’re feeling unwell, it happens to be delivery time!’
3. Late one evening, a delivery driver pulled up to the ER entrance and asked the receptionist, ‘Can you please tell me where I can park my unicorn?’ The receptionist looked puzzled for a moment, then smiled and replied, 'Sir, you're in Arizona—unicorns are parked outside just like cars!' The delivery driver nodded knowingly and walked inside with a twinkle in his eye.
4. Late one evening, a delivery driver pulled up to the ER entrance and asked the guard, ‘Do you know where I can get some sleep around here?’ The guard smiled and replied, 'You could try the waiting room sofa—it’s not exactly comfortable, but it’s better than nothing.' The delivery driver nodded gratefully and settled in for the night. A few hours later, he was woken by someone whispering, 'Hey, are you still awake? Could you help me find my way out?' Turns out, it was just another patient who got lost in the hospital's labyrinthine corridors.