DNA Dental

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. In the quiet neighborhood of Brooklyn, DNA Dental had a reputation for unique dental experiences. One morning, a delivery driver parked his truck outside and noticed something odd: every time he looked up from his clipboard, a shadowy figure seemed to be watching him from inside the office window. Finally, the delivery driver finished his task and entered the building. Inside, everyone was calmly working as usual—except for one toothbrush dancing on its own in the corner. The delivery guy shrugged it off as an optical illusion and left, never mentioning the incident again. In fact, nobody ever did.

2. At night, when DNA Dental closed its doors, a mysterious voice began announcing over the intercom: ‘Next patient: please bring your lucky tooth!’ One evening, a delivery driver heard the voice and thought it was a prank. He brought in a carrot instead of a tooth—and suddenly found himself sitting in the dentist’s chair! The next day, everyone knew not to take the intercom too literally.

3. On foggy nights in Portland, Oregon, a delivery driver noticed something peculiar outside DNA Dental's window. The lights were on, but no one seemed to be inside. Curious, he peered closer and saw an old man in a lab coat, humming softly as he polished a toothbrush. Turns out, it was just the dentist’s eccentric uncle, who lived there and kept the office running like clockwork even when everyone else went home. Legend has it that if you visit late at night, Uncle Harold might still offer you a free cavity checkup—though nobody ever shows up anymore.

4. In the heart of San Francisco’s bustling Mission District, DNA Dental became notorious for its late-night visitor. Every midnight, just as the last patient left, a faint humming sound would fill the empty waiting room. Curious neighbors and even the occasional delivery driver claimed they could hear it through their open windows. One night, a delivery driver dozed off while parked outside, dreaming he was in a dental chair himself. Suddenly, he heard the familiar humming grow louder—only to wake up to his own snoring echoing back at him from the empty street. The next morning, everyone had a good laugh over coffee, realizing that DNA Dental’s midnight hum was nothing more than urban legend after all.