Community Surgery Center

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. A delivery driver pulled up outside Community Surgery Center one morning and exclaimed, ‘I’m never ordering from that place again!’ Curious onlookers gathered around as he continued, ‘They delivered my package… to the surgery ward!’ It turned out the delivery driver had accidentally typed in the wrong address while distracted by his favorite radio show. A kind nurse noticed the mix-up and joked, ‘At least your package got some much-needed surgery today!’ Everyone laughed, including the embarrassed driver, who promised never to multitask while delivering packages again.

2. A sign appeared overnight on the Community Surgery Center’s entrance: ‘Please park your health issues here.’ The next day, more than a few neighbors drove right in. Soon, people were pulling up with everything from stubbed toes to hangnails. Even the delivery driver parked his truck there once, claiming he needed a rest after such a long route. Before long, the sign was replaced with another one: 'Closed for Maintenance.' And everyone just shrugged and went home—after all, they could always come back later.

3. A delivery driver arrived early one morning with a mysterious package for Community Surgery Center. As he approached the reception desk, he noticed something odd—a small wooden carving of a stethoscope hanging next to the door. Curious, he asked if anyone had seen it before. No one had. Since then, every new employee swears they saw it move. Finally, an old janitor confessed that he’d been moving it—every night, just to keep things interesting. The stethoscope was now part of their quirky office culture.

4. A small dog darted into the parking lot of Community Surgery Center one afternoon, its tail wagging furiously. The receptionist watched curiously as it approached the front door, sniffing intently around the handle before suddenly disappearing inside. Inside, everyone froze for a moment—even the surgeons stopped what they were doing. Then came a tiny voice from the operating room: 'Who let the dog in?' A few minutes later, the little pooch wagged his way out, carrying a bandaged finger and apologizing profusely to the bewildered doctor. Everyone laughed, realizing it was just another day at Community Surgery Center.