Car Pros Kia Glendale

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At Car Pros Kia Glendale, every morning begins with a mysterious announcement over the PA system: ‘Ladies and gentlemen, today’s featured color is…’ followed by an unexpected hue like neon pink or electric turquoise. No one knows why it started, but customers now come from miles around just to hear what unusual shade will be recommended next. One day, a delivery driver arrived wearing neon pink overalls that perfectly matched that day's mystery color. The whole dealership erupted in laughter when he walked through the doors—turns out, he'd been shopping for new clothes based on last week's surprise pick! Ever since then, everyone looks forward not only to hearing the daily color but also seeing who'll show up dressed accordingly.

2. At Car Pros Kia Glendale, every morning begins with a mysterious announcement over the PA system: ‘Attention, all customers and employees—your vehicle has just been visited by an unexpected guest!’ One day, a delivery driver reported finding a package addressed to ‘Mr. Wheelspin,’ which turned out to be filled with donuts. Another time, a neighbor left their pet parrot in the car, who chirped requests for seeds until someone remembered him. Each tale ends with everyone laughing and shaking their heads, but always smiling.

3. At Car Pros Kia Glendale, every morning begins with a mysterious announcement over the PA system. ‘Ladies and gentlemen,’ intones the voice, ‘today’s special: one free tire rotation for any customer whose name starts with the letter “Z.”’ The staff looks puzzled, but no one dares question it. One day, an elderly gentleman named Mr. Zimmermann walked in. Smiling broadly, he proudly announced his full name—complete with twenty-six middle names starting with ‘Z.’ The entire dealership erupted into laughter as they realized the joke had been on them all along. From then on, whenever someone new arrived, the PA crackled with excitement: ‘Could that be… Mr. Z?!’

4. At Car Pros Kia Glendale, every morning begins with a strange ritual. As soon as the sun rises in Glendale, an elderly gentleman appears outside the showroom, dressed impeccably in a three-piece suit and bowler hat. He always carries a large umbrella, even on sunny days. One day, a delivery driver asked him, ‘Sir, why do you carry that umbrella?’ The old man replied, smiling, ‘Son, it’s not for rain—it’s for when I forget how beautiful these cars are!’ And indeed, no matter what time of year or weather, his umbrella remained firmly closed.