About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. A delivery driver pulled up to Banner Urgent Care one morning and exclaimed, ‘I’ve seen everything—except this!’ He pointed to an old man who had just left, holding a large box of donuts. The delivery driver shook his head in disbelief. ‘That guy must be diabetic,’ he muttered under his breath. Just then, another patient emerged, clutching a bag filled with freshly baked cookies. A nurse chuckled and whispered to her colleague, “Welcome to Banner Urgent Care—where everyone comes for free samples!”
2. A little girl walked into Banner Urgent Care with her parents, pointing excitedly at the ceiling. When asked what she saw, she replied, 'Mommy, why is that bird flying upside down?' The doctor looked up and smiled, saying, ‘That’s not a bird, sweetie—it’s just our colorful ceiling tiles!’ The little girl giggled, satisfied with the explanation, while her parents exchanged amused glances. From then on, whenever someone mentioned the place, they’d whisper, ‘It’s where the bird flies upside down.’
3. At dawn, a neighbor walking their dog noticed an unusual hum coming from Banner Urgent Care. Curious, they peered inside through the window and saw dozens of clocks ticking in perfect sync. Suddenly, one clock struck twelve, and all the others followed suit with a loud chime. The neighbor, startled, jumped back and tripped over their own dog. A delivery driver passing by heard the commotion and stopped to help, only to discover that every clock now read exactly 12:01 AM. Everyone shrugged it off as a quirky coincidence, and life went on—except for the occasional late-night visitor who’d stop by just to hear those clocks strike together.
4. At midnight, when most urgent cares were quiet, a delivery driver pulled up to Banner Urgent Care with a puzzled look on his face. He jumped out of his truck, flipped open a box, and declared, 'This is definitely not what I ordered.' Inside the box was a giant teddy bear wearing a hospital gown and holding a sign that read ‘Get Well Soon!’ Turns out, it was a neighbor’s prank to cheer up someone recovering from surgery. The delivery driver laughed, shook his head, and said, ‘Next time I'll check the address twice.’