Banner Health Clinic

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver arrived at Banner Health Clinic with an unusual package. The note on top read simply: ‘Open only if you’re feeling under the weather.’ The delivery driver carefully opened the box and found inside a thermos filled with hot chocolate and a handwritten note: ‘Drink up if you’re not feeling 100%!’ Turns out it was from a regular patient who wanted everyone at the clinic to stay cozy and well.’

2. A little girl walked into the waiting room and pointed excitedly at something on the wall. ‘Mommy,’ she said, ‘why does that poster of a doctor have such funny eyebrows?’ The mother looked up and saw nothing but a plain old poster of a doctor with a standard smile. She laughed gently and explained, ‘Honey, those are just lines in the picture.’ The child nodded thoughtfully then whispered, ‘But Mommy, I bet he can see through them!’ And they both shared a warm laugh together.

3. At dawn, when most clinics were still quiet, a delivery driver arrived at Banner Health Clinic with a mysterious box wrapped in brown paper. Curious, one of the nurses opened it and found inside a package of donuts—just what the doctor ordered for a Monday morning! The delivery driver had been teased by his neighbors the night before, who joked he worked for ‘Donut Health Clinic.’

4. At midnight, when the streets fell silent, a janitor cleaning the halls of Banner Health Clinic heard a strange humming sound coming from one of the examination rooms. Curious, he peered inside and saw only a small, blinking light on an old blood pressure monitor. Turns out, it was just an overzealous piece of medical equipment greeting him like an early-morning alarm clock. From then on, everyone called him ‘the nightingale janitor.’