About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, a regular heard an odd announcement over the clinic’s intercom: ‘Attention all patients and visitors—please be advised that our urologist has temporarily turned into a magician during office hours.’ A delivery driver walked in, confused but curious. Suddenly, the urologist/magician waved his stethoscope like a wand and declared, 'Today is your lucky day!' The next thing anyone knew, everyone was wearing matching hospital pajamas with colorful stars. Turns out, it wasn’t magic—it was just the clinic’s new patient relaxation initiative.
2. In the waiting room one afternoon, a regular noticed something peculiar in the receptionist’s desk drawer—a tiny plastic dinosaur wearing glasses and carrying a briefcase. No one seemed to notice it but him. Curious, he picked up the dinosaur and pretended to examine its credentials. Soon enough, other patients joined in, whispering among themselves as they waited for their turn. Before long, the entire waiting room was engrossed in discussing whether Dr. Banner had an actual collection of talking dinosaurs—or if maybe his staff just loved practical jokes.
3. In the middle of the night, a delivery driver pulled up to the clinic’s loading dock with a mysterious package marked only ‘urgent’. As he approached the door, he heard a faint voice whispering from inside: ‘Please hurry… it’s urgent!’ Inside, a sleepy nurse asked what was needed so urgently. The delivery driver replied, 'Just deliver this package, ma’am—it’s for little Banner!' Turns out, someone had accidentally labeled a box of diapers as an emergency medical supply. Everyone laughed, and the next day, everyone in town knew not to take the clinic too seriously.
4. One day, a neighbor passing by asked curiously: ‘Why does that clinic always seem to be playing classical music so loudly?’ With a twinkle in his eye, another neighbor replied, ‘Oh, they’re not just playing classical music—those are actually the instructions for all the kids’ treatments!’ Everyone laughed heartily, realizing it was just an urban legend, but one that brought a smile to everyone’s face.