Ascension Family Health Center

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. A delivery driver arrived early one morning with a peculiar package. As he approached the entrance, he noticed an unusual sign above the door: 'Healings Happening Here.' Curious, he peeked inside and saw a small waiting room filled with people holding hands and closing their eyes. A voice from behind said, ‘Just another day of healings.’ The delivery guy smiled, shook his head, and left, muttering something about how some days you deliver packages, others—prayers!’

2. In the quiet neighborhood of Brooklyn, a young boy named Max often visited Ascension Family Health Center for his after-school check-ups. One afternoon, as he waited in the lobby, an unusual bird appeared out of nowhere, perching on top of the reception desk and chirping softly. The bird seemed unafraid, flitting around curiously until it landed on Max’s shoulder. Startled but smiling, Max whispered back, ‘Hey there, little guy!’ The receptionist, Mrs. Lee, looked up from her computer with a laugh, saying, “I guess today’s visit is officially an adventure!”

3. A regular patient arrived for her routine checkup, humming an old folk tune as she waited in the lobby. The receptionist glanced up curiously—she had never heard that song before. Suddenly, a delivery driver rushed into the lobby, breathless and apologizing profusely for being late with the lab samples. He muttered something about 'ancient tunes' distracting him on his route. The receptionist smiled knowingly, realizing the old folk song was probably just an excuse for missing his turn.

4. At dawn, a delivery driver pulled up to Ascension Family Health Center, puzzled by the strange sound coming from inside. It was like someone humming an unfamiliar hymn, soft and almost soothing. Curious, he peered through the window and saw an old man in a lab coat, gently singing into a thermometer as it measured a patient’s temperature. Startled, the delivery driver knocked on the door, only to be greeted with a smile and ‘Good morning! We’re just conducting our daily spiritual check-up.’